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Gratuitous Go Daddy girl butt photo

Kevin Murphy, January 25, 2011, Gossip

Apologies to lady readers for the blatant sexism.

And apologies to discerning readers of both genders for shamelessly buying into Go Daddy’s propaganda machine.

But it is a very, very nice photograph.

Go Daddy Girl 2011

Any guesses who the new Go Daddy girl will be?

She’s almost certainly Latina. Probably Colombian, given the .CO Internet tie-in Go Daddy’s planning for the Super Bowl.

Shakira’s probably too expensive.

Mike Berkens reckons Sofia Vergara is a likely candidate, but I’ve no idea who she is because I’m British.

I’ve managed to rule out Heather Mills McCartney and Queen Latifah.

Is Ella Koon the hottest Go Daddy Girl yet?

Kevin Murphy, September 23, 2010, Domain Registrars

Ella Koon Go Daddy has added yet another spokesmodel to its small army of Go Daddy Girls.

Ella Koon is a Hong Kong-based singer/actress/model described by Go Daddy CEO Bob Parsons thus: “She’s smart, she’s talented and she knows how to leverage the Internet.”

Those are the three most important qualities in any woman, as I’m sure you’ll agree.

Koon’s primary responsibilities will be promoting the registrar’s brand specifically to the Asian market by looking pretty and wearing a tight T-shirt.

Scary fitness trainer is new Go Daddy girl

Kevin Murphy, September 14, 2010, Domain Registrars

Jillian Michaels, a trainer from TV’s The Biggest Loser, is Go Daddy’s latest spokesmodel, according to CEO Bob Parsons.

Parsons just uploaded this publicity shot:

Jillian Michaels

She looks like she could happily beat the crap out of an entire ICANN meeting with one arm tied behind her back.

I don’t know about you, but I’m a little scared.