Virtual cocktails coming to ICANN meetings. Really.
Fancy a virtual coffee? How about a virtual cocktail? These are both real events coming to ICANN’s public meetings, which for the rest of the year are online-only due to coronavirus restrictions.
It’s part of an effort to better capture the sense of socializing and community-building found at normal, in-person ICANN meetings.
The schedule for ICANN 68, which kicks off on Monday, has just been updated to include several 30-minute “virtual coffee” sessions, which of course will be conducted over Zoom.
ICANN’s calling these “Fika” sessions.
It’s not an acronym, but rather a reference to the Swedish workplace tradition of taking a break to drink coffee, eat cake, and chat with colleagues. I’m guessing Swedish CEO Göran Marby had a hand in the naming.
Each Fika session comes with a number of sub-rooms, in which participants can discuss issues such as “Bingeworthy: My Favorite Shows and Movies During Quarantine” or “I’ve Got the Time Now: Quarantine DIY Projects”.
It’s all very sweet and cuddly.
There’s no confirmed “virtual cocktail” sessions (which strike me as an exceptional excuse for day-drinking, depending on your time zone) on the ICANN 68 schedule yet, but the idea has been floated as part of ICANN org’s plan for enhancing its virtual meetings.
This plan is part of a draft four-phase plan to eventually re-open physical meetings when it becomes safe and permitted.
In the current Phase 0, ICANN’s going to encourage greater use of remote video — by all participants, not just the ICANN hosts — and sponsorship opportunities in a virtual “exhibition hall”.
ICANN’s even thinking about arranging for the shipping of schwag bags filled with sponsor loot.
Phase 1 would see the return of in-person meetings, but only at the local or regional level, Phase 2 would see a return to in-person ICANN public meetings, but with a “hybrid” approach that would retain the current online components.
Phase 3 would be essentially a return to business as usual.
The decision to enter a new phase would be guided by issues such as pandemic status, government guidelines, venue safety, and so on.
There’s no chance of up-phasing public meetings this year. ICANN has already confirmed that ICANN 69, originally set for Hamburg, will also be online-only.
But it does seem that this year’s meetings will be slightly friendlier affairs.
Fortunately for female participants, haptic technology has not sufficiently advanced to accurately replicate the experience of being sexually harassed in a hotel bar by a bearded middle-aged man who stinks of virtual vodka.
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I’m wondering if/how they will handle social distancing for the public sessions with the new phases.
Those queueing for the mic already often practice it, but maybe we’ll have the ICANN lawyers 6 feet behind the board shielded by opaque accounting, sorry, I mean opaque barriers, whispering the approved platitudes from a safe distance.
As to Virtual Fika, whilst some participants may act like children, does ICANN really think we are all 12, living in the 20th century and thinking habbo-hotel is a usefull way to spend our time ?